#and i hate this mf skull emoji skull emoji

[universityofwarwick]

asked this guy what his favorite restaurant is in italian as part of the little chiacchierare language learning time and he said a steakhouse at a ski resort in colorado i hope he dies

[tboom10]

[berf-a-smurf]

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Media Matters tweet "Ben Shapiro on Medicare and Social Security: No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem."

Hasanabi's quote tweet "I hate these mfs so much. They are advocating for increasing the retirement age, advocating to legalize child labor and half the country genuinely believes that these guys have their best interest at heart."

Angelica Reed replies to Hasanabi "quote retiring is a stupid idea unquote skull emoji mf working all your life for barely anything is a stupid idea."

Treason Musk replies to Hasanabi "it should be impossible to lose to the child labor, child marriage, anti-retirement party, and yet, here we are"

Hussi replies to Hasanabi "they want us to work until our last breath and guess where that money goes?"

Luna replies to Hasanabi "so the solution to all our problems is to make the elderly work.."

My RB features a pic of Wilson from Home Improvement peering over a fence with an air of concern in his eyes. I'm born and bred Canadian and this is how I feel looking at the states.

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[freeshavacado]

My thoughts while reading Gone by Michael Grant:

* wait how old is Sam

* He do be liking Astrid doe

* Damn so Sam is a Leader

* Ew Orc is an 8th grader? 🤮

* Ok I googled it Sam is 14

* I like Quinn

* Sam thinks he’s so awkward but he’s actually really chill so far

* THE PAIN THIS GIRL IS GOING THROUGH OH MY GOD

* Poor Mary :(

* Howard’s a bitch

* Cut to Quinn being a racist motherfucker

* I love Edilio

* Sam is WHIPPED for Astrid

* Orc is such a piece of shiiiiiit

* LANAAAAA :(((

* Poor thing is in so much pain

* Patrick her dog is alive so that’s good

* She’s deadass slowly dying

* Thank god her arm is better

* I want to make this into a TV series

* If Sam and Astrid don’t kiss at some point I swear

* Hahahaha Sam do be shirtless rn

* Why isn’t Astrid happy to see Little Pete???

* MARY. IF YOU POUR HOT ASS COFFEE ON A CHILD, DONT JUST STAND THERE AND THEN RUN AWAY. PUT COLD WATER ON THE BURN

* Aw Mary has had bulimia since she was ten :(

* Ok so what she just took her Prozac and then threw up? Wouldn’t the pill go up too? I think your stomach/body needs like 30 minutes to absorb it into the blood stream...

* HELP SAM HES CHOKING

* Bruh my ass would be so exhausted

* Quinn low key an ass tho

* Lol edilio isn’t standing for this bullshit

* Lmaooo Astrid knew 💀

* Omg little Pete has it too

* Wow Quinn is an asshole pt 2

* I feel like Caine is gonna be a villain...like he’s pretty AND nice? Nah bro too good to be true

* Fucking Orc god 😒😒😒

* Caine is up to some shit 🤨

* Lmao hold up

* Diana probably whipped tho

* Sam please only be a simp for Astrid 😩

* I bet Drake is hot

* Aww computer Jack :) DONT YOU TURN ON ME SON

* “The captain is already maintaining” Bullshit 💀

* Are they really gonna call this eighth grader ‘Captain’?

* LMAOOO THE BASTARD CANT EVEN READ OR WRITE 💀💀💀

* Lol making Sam the fire chief because he was brave enough to go into a fire one time, so therefore he is the most qualified

* Bruh that’s like if I gave a kid the Heimlich maneuver bc he was choking on a gummy worm or some shit and they were like “Well because she did that, she should be the head doctor!!!”

* CAINE IS FULL OF SUCH BULLSHIT OML

* PRETENDING TO CRY N SHIT GOD

* I already know that Diana is gonna try and seduce Sam while she’s actually a spy for the private school kids

* Which, btw, of course it’s the private school kids smh

* I feel like maybe Computer Jack will be someone who eventually switches to the Good Side

* ALSO wow jack really be thinking that he’s smarter than Astrid smh 🙄

* Jack is such a smartsass

* Diana is such a fucking bitch oh my god 😒😒😒

* “You don’t look tough, Astrid” STFU SHES THE TOUGHEST OF THEM ALL

* Ok but I bet Diana and Astrid low key have sexual tension. Like obviously nothing’s gonna happen...but still

* Bruh I hate Caine

* Fuckin Diana with her ‘readings’ bullshit smh

* YESSSS LANA 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 so strong

* Literally how do they not know how to make pasta

* “I thought your people ate tortillas,” QUINN YOU RACIST PEICE OF SHIT UGH

* Poor Bette :(

* Orc is a piece of shit, I know we’ve already established this but I wanted to say it again

* I love Edilio so much

* Orc really using a slur against Edilio huh. Imma kill him

* IM SO DONE WITH QUINN. THIS BITCH REALLY JUST SAID “let him have her” LIKE TF????

* Drake is such a bastard oh my god

* If you hate Quinn and you know it clap your hands 👏🏻👏🏻

* No seriously. I fucking hate him.

* Nooooo Bette died :((

* “I can’t kiss you with your little brother watching” AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

* Did they kiss or not wtf

* What the hell is up with this cat

* Ah so they did kiss!!

* Why didn’t I get details 🤨

* No a baby died 😞

* Quinn s u c k s

* How convenient that Sam got there *right* before Emma disappeared

* Those last 6 minutes before Anna disappeared too and was calling out to her sister, and so for what she thought was her last few minutes on earth she held sams hand :(

* Lol Diana sucks

* ‘WoRDs DONT sCArE mE’ shut up Drake

* Okay Computer Jack is definitely going to betray them because they underestimate him and take him for granted

* You’re telling me Caine and Sam could be TWINS???

* Why was the kiss ‘a mistake’ ?

* Okay NOW they’re awkward

* “But it was the first time I meant it” I CANT. ITS SO CHEESY

* I HATE QUINN

* These kids are crazy violent

* Fuck Diana

* Yikes now Sam only has some of his eyebrows left 😬

* Caine is in love with Diana 👀

* Little Pete might be more powerful than Caine 😛

* THESE KIDS ARE CRAZY LIKE CHILL

* Diana: I really dislike you Astrid: of course you dislike me, I make you feel inferior

* ROASTED ^

* Mmmm Quinn is trying to redeem himself

* “Don’t call me brah. I’m not your brother” OHHHHHHHHHHH HE REALLY WENT THERE

* that’s what you get for being a backstabbing asshole

* Poor Astrid :(

* Poor Little Pete :(

* Bro I need this to be a movie

* I love that Sam just punched Quinn like we had no choice but to stan

* Ok drake would definitely shoot up a school

* Fuck Drake

* Lana is so strong. Like she’s been in so much pain physically and mentally, and she almost died. But she saved herself and now even though she thinks she might be the only person left alive on earth, she is still keeping strong.

* What happens if the boat runs out of gas?

* Bruh these coyotes don’t give up

* THE COYOTES AGAIN??

* “Go out” “You’ll kill me,” “Yes. Go out, die fast. Stay, die slow”

* Wowwwwwwwwwww^

* Lmaooo “L.P.”

* Awwww Sam: “...she was still so beautiful that sometimes he had to look away.”

* Okay he a lil’ horny

* Awe Astrid and Sam hugging I’m soft 🥺

* I’m so sick of these damn coyotes

* Bruh these coyotes 😒

* Diana is annoying

* Literally can’t remember who Andrew is, but they’re about to film his passing away like wtf

* Poor Andrew :(

* “You’re a deep sleeper, Jack. Just now, while you were sleeping? I held your pudgy little hand. Probably as close as you’ll ever get to holding hands with a girl. Assuming you even like girls.” FUCK YOU DIANA

* Okay so Diana will protect Jack as long as he ‘belongs’ to her and does what ever she wants? That’s pretty sus

* Sam and Astrid kissed again 😖☺️

* Lmaooo Albert over here running McDonald’s

* Salads disappeared quickly from the McDonald’s menu since this whole thing? Who the hell orders a salad from McDonald’s?

* So Albert kinda whipped for Mary 👀

* I haaaaatttteeee the private school kids

* Y’know what depending on where I was and who I was with in this situation, I might’ve just killed myself

* “Remember who owns you” ew 🤨

* Diana. I hate you

* Bro I feel bad for Andrew

* How is Lana back at the cabin?

* That IS Lana right??

* Okay things are moving fast between Sam and Astrid. Like she’s already saying “I just want you here with me. Safe” like 🤢

* Lana, about Sam: your boyfriend? Astrid: ThAts nOt WhAt iTs AbouT

* LMAOO AFTER SHE SAID THAT SHE SAID IN A LOW VOICE “kind of” WHAT

* Lol Lana be out here like “yeah shits crazy. Get with the program”

* Ew they’re eating pudding with their hands 🤮

* I don’t care how hungry you are, that’s gross

* Like get a spoon or something

* Lana just called Astrid “smart girl Barbie” 🤨

* Part of me is like “lol” but the other part of me is like “bruh stop Astrid did nothing wrong”

* I still hate Quinn but he is kind of funny

* Lana calling Astrid “the blonde” like girl 😑

* Bruh you’re stuck in a house that is literally on fire and getting hotter by the second as it fills with smoke, now is not the time to be kissing Astrid

* Finally the damn coyotes are gone.

* Sam is so angry and he’s disgusted with himself for being so angry, I relate

* Fuck you, Quinn

* Fuck drake

* I would gladly kill Drake

* OOOOOOOOO EDILIO LIKES LANA AHHHHHH

* SIMP

* omg I love it 😩

* Lmaooooo Sams speech wow

* Sam you should NOT forgive Quinn. Especially not that fast. Yikes.

* Orc should feel bad for killing Bette. I have no pity for him rn

* Yes please kill drake.

* I am so happy that his arm is on fire. 100% he deserves to feel that pain

* Aww that’s kinda nice that Albert is planning thanksgiving dinner for everyone

* DAMMIT DRAKE

* I hate drake so much like dude just shut up and leave everyone alone

* Orc oh my god I could not be rolling my eyes harder right now

* Tbh if Orc and his other friends die, I’m okay with that

* What tf is up with this DVD

* Little Pete caused all of this??? 😦

* I’m sooooo sick of this whole darkness and coyote stuff istg

* Where is Patrick?????

* If Patrick is dead imma throw hands

* Diana is such an evil person. Like Drake is a monster, but she’s horrible in a different way.

* Also ughhhhhhhhhh Drake is back 😒😒😒😒😒 so sick of that mf

* “So. When do we go take down Sam Temple?” 🙄🙄🙄 no one likes you Drake

* AHAHAHHSJAHSHSHHSHD

* SAM JUST TOLD ASTRID HE LOVED HER

* AND SHE SAID IT BACK

* IM. S O F T

* (like my brain is still saying “y’all have talked for less than two weeks and you’re 14”)

* But like whatever 😭❤️

* My eyes just rolled into the back of my skull once Diana appeared

* Taylor low key flirting with Sam tho 👀

* When I first met Dekka, I was all: ‘what the hecka?’

* THOSE DAMN COYOTES

* I’m crying because Quinn couldn’t kill Drake because he was scared, and now children are screaming. Ugh I really wanted him to kill Drake but I understand that killing someone is a crazy thing to have on your conscience

* Call me cold hearted, but I would’ve shot him

* This is all in theory of course ^ I bet if I was in that situation though it wouldn’t be as easy as “just shoot him”

* I don’t think I’ve ever been more annoyed with a fictional character than I am with Drake rn

* Yooo I bet Isabella has some animal powers or sumn

* Caine 🙄🙄🙄 like that emoji doesn’t even come close to describing how annoyed I am

* Wait so is Patrick back now or...?

* Caine really just. Kissed Diana. Because she “owed him”????

* THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT

* I literally hate sooooooooo many characters in this book ugh 😒😒😒

* Quinn is watching Drake kill Sam and is doing nothing. I’m so done with this piece of shit

* Ok finally he tried to shoot him

* “You know it always gets me hot when you say ‘apt analogy.’” “Why do you think I do it?”

* Y’all 🥴🥴🥴

* THOSE DAMN COYOTES

* Literally? Imagine being this heartless. Giving up hundreds of kids to coyotes without hesitation. The hate I have for Caine is real

* Once again, Orc feeling bad for what he did to Bette. And honestly? I’m still okay with that

* This kid is an a l c o h o l i c

* Computer Jack is so annoying like dude stop holding on to Sams leg. Literally

* Still hate Diana, but I like that she’s helping out Sam a little bit

* Ew Diana just kissed Sam on the corner of his mouth 🤢

* I TOLD YALL ^^^

* Yay Patrick is alive :)

* “I guess we won,” Sam said. “Yeah,” Edilio agreed. “I’ll get the backhoe. Got a lot of holes to dig.”

* ^im. Depressed

* I cannot for the life of me remember who Cookie is

* “Orc sat with Howard in a corner by themselves. Orc had fought Drake to a standstill. But no one-least of all Orc-had forgotten Bette.”

* ^good.

* Y’all Sam and Astrid flirting I- 🥴🥴

* We love to see it ^

* Awww “we’re going to the beach” y’all Astrid and Sam are so cute

* THOSE DAMN COYOTES

* FUCK. Goddamn this cliffhanger 😡

[sonderblade]

Adding onto this,,,

Having Tarn in this story and researching the DJD and seeing his whole “sin of emotion” and ripping off Kaon’s head for like, crying cuz someone died is so funny because in this story, he’s like that and he’s also like. “I’m gonna kill Megatron for abandoning me on Cybertron, FUCK DECEPTICONS, FUCK AUTOBOTS!!! I’m gonna make up MY OWN SHIT!! AND NO ONE IS GONNA STOP ME!!! IF THEY TRY TO, I WILL KIL-”

Then, like three organic babies (in his eyes cuz he’s old AF) who just went through the most traumatizing situations barge into his life and look to HIM for comfort at their first encounter with him bc of being (accidentally) left behind (like HE WAS. DO U GET WHAT IM TRYIN TO DO) and his response is just

“I am gonna take care of u, ur my children now” and whats left of the DJD is like “????? Brother what” but nobody says anything cuz well, it’s Tarn (skull emoji)

Like, present time for this AU, where the kiddos are grown up (late teens to early twenties), he is so feared by so many people (humans n cybertronians) and has a strong reputation of being a cold killer, merciless, and just a guy u don’t wanna mess with but then with his kiddos, he shows them off like

“yeah, one my kids took out a whole convoy with her fists and pure will, I love my daughter so much” while talking one of his very tired workers that is trying to do their JOB to go home early

or something like “yeah!! My kid built that! He’s so smart and talented :)” and it’s fucking crates of BOMBS😭

For Jack/Jaeger, he doesn’t like killing people unless he absolutely has to or he’s rather the more merciful of the four. he leaves them to his siblings or Tarn so he’s known as the “nice one” but don’t b mistaken cuz this mf WILL shoot u. He’s more of a stealth, assassin kind of guy but will kill you so quick but so brutally that Tarn is like “My eldest doesn’t like killing. Says that he won’t unless it’s absolutely necessary. He’s the soft one, if u can take a guess. I mean, last week he killed only 5 people. Yeah, sure, he shot their spines and left them for the monsters to feed on them but…. I don’t know. I love him nonetheless, he’s my son! it’s just worrisome because I feel like he isn’t ready for the real world, ya know?”

Victim: please fucking kill me😭😭😭😭😭

But yeah, i think it would b interesting to see that Big Bad Tarn is also just a Dad. To three human children he decided to adopt. (There’s much more complexity to their relationships as the kids have this deep but hidden resentment at Tarn for making them the way that they are but they feel like they did nothing to stop it so they hate themselves for it bUT THATS FOR ANOTHER DAY)

AHHH!!! U guys liked my AU so if y’all have questions pls lemme know :3 I will b so happy to talk about it!!

I have this tfp au that would affect Miko, Jack, n Raf relationship with the autobots and I’ve been keepin it hidden away with many redraws of reference sheets and changed storyline plots and I wanna let y’all in on it.

So basically, I wanted this to take place after Megatron renounces the Decepticon ways and leaves BUT when they were all fighting Unicron, Unicron unleashed some sort of virus that affected the whole planet to try and gain some control (he failed and was put away forever). Think of it as some kind of “If I go down, you’re all coming down with me.”

Now this virus is BAD because not only was it immediate and caused the entire Earth to literally have a global earthquake BUT it killed about 90% of the human population, revived 9% of the dead bodies and turned them into horrifying, gigantic zombified powerful monsters, and only about 60,000,000 humans are left alive. This also changed the geography of the world and the biology. So imagine if the world was Pangea again, plants that went extinct are now back in fashion!!! And yeah, whales can fly now!! Everything of earth has CHANGED.

Also!!!!!!!! Humans that survived the wave of Dark Energon are Cybertronian sized now!!! Along with some buildings here and there, cars too. Woah, some clothes got bigger too. how convenient

I won’t give away too much yet but I do want to leave some crumbs,,,,, so here are some things u should know

Miko, Jack, and Raf are older in this AU as times passed so Miko would be 22, Jack is 23, and Raf is 18. Though now they aren’t called that anymore due to trauma 😍 and *cough cough* TARN-

Their new names:

Jack-> Jaeger

Miko-> Mynx

Raf-> Riot

Also, yes, u saw that right. Tarn is going to be in this AU and he will be the one who will be a father figure to these poor kids as they have lost everything. And I mean, everything.

But the autobots would never allow that!!

Ur so right they wouldn’t but they accidentally got kept into stasis for years in the Ark while they were trying to escap-

I’ve said too much, I fear.

Anyways, Miko, Jack, and Raf are totally different but they still miss their wards and wish things were different but hatred, resentment, and trauma clings onto their souls like tar. Will they ever get through it?

Idk, depends if I want the angst or not

If u have any questions or thoughts, pls lemme know I’m dying to tell someone about this AU I’ve had stuck in my head for like 2 years